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  Why do some people seem to think nobody who posts here has s3x?
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Why is this so unbelievable? It's not exactly some kind rare event, you know. There are 7 billion humans, where do you think they came from? The stork?

:wtf:
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Because when my life was good (2006-2008), I stopped posting on FC-spinoff message boards.

In that time period, I had a good job, going to lots of parties, dating beautiful women, getting laid.

Now I'm unemployed, and have no life. And I post on F2 non-stop.

Fact is, when your life is going well, you're not going to be posting on FC/FF/F2/CI.
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. said:Because when my life was good (2006-2008), I stopped posting on FC-spinoff message boards.

In that time period, I had a good job, going to lots of parties, dating beautiful women, getting laid.

Now I'm unemployed, and have no life. And I post on F2 non-stop.

Fact is, when your life is going well, you're not going to be posting on FC/FF/F2/CI.



You don't have to be s3xless for your life to not be going well, son.

I'm living proof of that...
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. said:You don't have to be s3xless for your life to not be going well, son.

I'm living proof of that...



Ok, but you're clearly not f-cking supermodels.

If a F2er says that they f-ck a pig every night, I can believe it.

But if a F2er says they bang tons of hot chicks, I know they are full of sh-t.

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. said:Because when my life was good (2006-2008), I stopped posting on FC-spinoff message boards.

In that time period, I had a good job, going to lots of parties, dating beautiful women, getting laid.

Now I'm unemployed, and have no life. And I post on F2 non-stop.

Fact is, when your life is going well, you're not going to be posting on FC/FF/F2/CI.



The best years of your life were 2 whole years long? That is pretty sad, unless you're 3 years old.
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I f-ck my fat wife, when I can't get away from her at least. :sadwave:
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. said:
. said:Because when my life was good (2006-2008), I stopped posting on FC-spinoff message boards.

In that time period, I had a good job, going to lots of parties, dating beautiful women, getting laid.

Now I'm unemployed, and have no life. And I post on F2 non-stop.

Fact is, when your life is going well, you're not going to be posting on FC/FF/F2/CI.



The best years of your life were 2 whole years long? That is pretty sad, unless you're 3 years old.



No, I never said the "best years of my life were 2 whole years long".

I just said that my life was good between 2006-2008.

The best years of my life were in the 1990s, before the FC boards.
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This is a board for adult male virgins. If you don't like it then leave.
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This Is a board for virgin server :trev:s. No one here even has friends.
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Yeah, it's pretty funny. They can hardly believe and refuse to even consider that anyone here has had s3x or will have s3x. After all, we're all just reproductions of the Trevor archetype, right?
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. said:This Is a board for virgin server :trev:s. No one here even has friends.



You couldn't be more wrong.

Go outside and what do you see? EVERYONE fiddling with their iCrap and "posting messages to friends online."

EVERYONE. Sweet silver-haired old ladies, hardhat construction workers, nubile cheerleaders. This form of communication is no longer limited to trevs: it is the de-facto mode of human communication.

People wheezing about "trevs" and "basements" sound like some weizend old f-ck in a porkpie hat circa 1978 looking at the s3x Pistols and muttering about "them crazy beatniks with their bongos and berets."
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:oldlol:

I'm glad nobody from here will ever meet me in real life. I've been posting on variants of FC since the very beginning. Now 40s, married to someone 14 years my junior (ex-model who was most recently on network tv 3 months ago), and pulled in $1.3M in 2011 according to my W-2. No, don't own a yacht, and have never banged a supermodel. But have never banged less than an LA 7/10, either. Used to post on FC a sh-t ton back in the day, often in the dead middle of the night while taking breaks from coding at a large software company. Sold at the peak and have invested wisely since then. Am not rich, but am closing in on an 8-figure net worth. Perhaps I am not the brightest investor, because almost 25% of my holdings are in cash :oldlol: and I burn a hell load on rapidly-depreciating Mercedes Benz AMG luxo-coupes.

Yes I have a prenupt. Yes I have been through a divorce.

If it makes people feel better to think I dwell in a basement, never get laid, have never done anything with my life, am lying, etc etc: Suit yourself.

Back to your commiseration, gents.
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. said: :oldlol:

I'm glad nobody from here will ever meet me in real life. I've been posting on variants of FC since the very beginning. Now 40s, married to someone 14 years my junior (ex-model who was most recently on network tv 3 months ago), and pulled in $1.3M in 2011 according to my W-2. No, don't own a yacht, and have never banged a supermodel. But have never banged less than an LA 7/10, either. Used to post on FC a sh-t ton back in the day, often in the dead middle of the night while taking breaks from coding at a large software company. Sold at the peak and have invested wisely since then. Am not rich, but am closing in on an 8-figure net worth. Perhaps I am not the brightest investor, because almost 25% of my holdings are in cash :oldlol: and I burn a hell load on rapidly-depreciating Mercedes Benz AMG luxo-coupes.

Yes I have a prenupt. Yes I have been through a divorce.

If it makes people feel better to think I dwell in a basement, never get laid, have never done anything with my life, am lying, etc etc: Suit yourself.

Back to your commiseration, gents.



Sure whatever, cletus.

I'm worth 9 figures. See how easy it is post that.

Anyone can claim anything on the internet.
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What's just as funny is the troop of tards who deny any female has ever posted here.
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I'm a trillionaire with flying mantions
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. said:What's just as funny is the troop of tards who deny any female has ever posted here.



No attractive female has ever posted here until Alina then she was run off.

So now we are back to the default population of adult male virgins and undesirable hens.
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. said:What's just as funny is the troop of tards who deny any female has ever posted here.



No attractive female has ever posted here until Alina then she was run off.

So now we are back to the default population of adult male virgins and undesirable hens.

madelf. Nuff said.
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. said:This Is a board for virgin server :trev:s. No one here even has friends.



You couldn't be more wrong.

Go outside and what do you see? EVERYONE fiddling with their iCrap and "posting messages to friends online."

EVERYONE. Sweet silver-haired old ladies, hardhat construction workers, nubile cheerleaders. This form of communication is no longer limited to trevs: it is the de-facto mode of human communication.

People wheezing about "trevs" and "basements" sound like some weizend old f-ck in a porkpie hat circa 1978 looking at the s3x Pistols and muttering about "them crazy beatniks with their bongos and berets."



:lol:

The people fiddling with their Iphones are :geny: :madison:s who know nothing about the actual technicalities behind the devices their using.

This place Is only for server :trev:s with an understanding with this.

Now go away :geny: kid.
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. said: :oldlol:

I'm glad nobody from here will ever meet me in real life. I've been posting on variants of FC since the very beginning. Now 40s, married to someone 14 years my junior (ex-model who was most recently on network tv 3 months ago), and pulled in $1.3M in 2011 according to my W-2. No, don't own a yacht, and have never banged a supermodel. But have never banged less than an LA 7/10, either. Used to post on FC a sh-t ton back in the day, often in the dead middle of the night while taking breaks from coding at a large software company. Sold at the peak and have invested wisely since then. Am not rich, but am closing in on an 8-figure net worth. Perhaps I am not the brightest investor, because almost 25% of my holdings are in cash :oldlol: and I burn a hell load on rapidly-depreciating Mercedes Benz AMG luxo-coupes.

Yes I have a prenupt. Yes I have been through a divorce.

If it makes people feel better to think I dwell in a basement, never get laid, have never done anything with my life, am lying, etc etc: Suit yourself.

Back to your commiseration, gents.



Sure whatever, cletus.

I'm worth 9 figures. See how easy it is post that.

Anyone can claim anything on the internet.



Congrats to you! Again, if it makes you feel better to think nobody who posts on the internet could possibly have a decent net worth, then go with it! I don't begrudge your insecurities. Millions of people in the US alone have 7+ figure net worth. If you feel none of them could possibly be internet savvy, as it would damage your insecure little world view, then by all means:

:coolstory:
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. said:madelf. Nuff said.



She was cute when young but she is a housewife now. She's not ugly but I wouldn't call her desirable either.
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. said:Congrats to you! Again, if it makes you feel better to think nobody who posts on the internet could possibly have a decent net worth, then go with it! I don't begrudge your insecurities. Millions of people in the US alone have 7+ figure net worth. If you feel none of them could possibly be internet savvy, as it would damage your insecure little world view, then by all means:

:coolstory:



:potd:
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. said: :lol:

The people fiddling with their Iphones are :geny: :madison:s who know nothing about the actual technicalities behind the devices their using..



f-ck off, nerd. Knowing NOTING about the "actual technicalities" is something to be proud of. Knowledge of these things is a badge of nerdiness and shame.

I've never had sh-t to do with tech and I never will. deal.
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. said:Congrats to you! Again, if it makes you feel better to think nobody who posts on the internet could possibly have a decent net worth, then go with it! I don't begrudge your insecurities. Millions of people in the US alone have 7+ figure net worth. If you feel none of them could possibly be internet savvy, as it would damage your insecure little world view, then by all means:

:coolstory:



Sure whatever, and if it makes you feel better to write your fictional account of a fantasy life above no one cares either.
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. said: :lol:

The people fiddling with their Iphones are :geny: :madison:s who know nothing about the actual technicalities behind the devices their using.

This place Is only for server :trev:s with an understanding with this.

Now go away :geny: kid.



i post here and don't know jack sh-t about 'technicalities' blah blah or even technology aside from how to post and how to operate random gadgets. how old are you people? When was it a prereq to work in IT to post here???? :wtf:
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You don't have to be "internet savy" or know jack sh-t about tech or computers to post here. All you have to do is be able to type and have a somewhat perverse sense of humor.

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