Posted 2/5/2012 4:04 am
I hate it when any guy, good looking or not, won't take the f-cking hint and leave me alone if I'm not interested. And if some strange guy buys me a drink, I always reciprocate. Always.
Posted 2/6/2012 12:40 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED s3xUALIZE MY BALLS&c-ck BY SHRIEKING EXTREMELY LOUD AT THE PUMPKIN GUTS BLACK FOREST CHOCOLATE MOOSE CAKE WITH VANILLA COOLWHIP&CHERRY JAM SMEARED ON MY BALLS&c-ck WHILE YELLING AT THE CHEESEWHIZ SPREADED ON MY c-ck THEN ROLL INDIAN SWEET LADOOS ALL OVER MY BALLS&c-ck WHILE MASTURBATING MY c-ck THROUGH A MCDONALD CHEESEBURGER AFTER THAT SPRAY FRENCH VANILLA ICE CREAM ON MY BALLS&c-ck THEN LICK IT ALL OFF LIKE A SLURPY&WHEN YALL ARE DONE SUCK MY BALLS&c-ck DRINK ALL MY EJAULATION p-ss OUT OF MY c-ck EAT MY EJACULATION p-ss EAT MY sh-t&DRINK ALL MY DIARRHEA POOP sh-t FECES WITH ALL MY POO-POO ENIMAS OUT OF MY f-ckING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 12:48 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED s3xUALIZE MY c-ck WRAPPED IN A INDIAN ROTI WITH CURRY CHICKEN BOTY MASALA SHOORBA CURRY FISH BOTY MASALA SHOORBA&DAAL DOUCED ALL OVER MY c-ck JERKING IT INTO 10YROLD MARY KATE ASHLEY OLSENS NOSE WITH CHEESE SLICE BETWEEN MY c-ck&HER NOSE SO I"LL EJACULATE&p-ss THROUGH THE CHEESE SLICE UP HER NOSTRILS THEN I WANT A MEXICAN JAPANESE MAN TO LIE DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS WHEN HE DOUCES MY c-ck IN INDIAN SWEET MILKY RUSAMALI SEVERAL TIMES THEN I WANT HIM TO BRACE MY SWEET MILKSOAKED c-ck ALL OVER HIS FULL BALD HEAD WHILE HE PINCHES MY ASS THEN BRACE MY SWEET MILKSOAKED c-ck ALL OVER HIS BIG LONG THICK WAVY MOUSTACHE WHILE HES PINCHING MY ASS AGAIN TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 1:36 am
CHEESE SLICE MELTED BETWEEN MY BALLS&c-ck SO LICK THE CHEESE SLICE OFF MY BALLS&c-ck STICK CHOCOLATE MOOSE ICE CREAM UP MY ASS MIXING IT WITH MY FECES THEN s3xUALIZE MY RECTUM BY LICKING&SUCKING THE ICE CREAM MIXED WITH MY sh-t OUT OF MY f-ckING ASS LIKE CHOCOLATE MOOSE POO-POO ICE CREAM FROM MY ASS!!!!! BLOW BUBBLE GUM ALL OVER MY c-ck THEN SNIFF THE NUBBLE GUM OFF MY c-ck THEN LICK ALL THE BUBBLE GUM OFF MY c-ck TO EAT IT!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 1:48 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED SO I CAN DO A STRIPTEASE DANCE FOR ALL OF YOU WHILE I FLIP FLOP A MOZZERILLA CHEESY&TOMATOE SAUSY PIZZA UP&DOWN MY c-ck WHILE YALL LICK&EAT THE PIZZA OFF MY BIG BLACK c-ck AFTER THAT I WILL STRIP JENETTE MCCURDY AS 23 YEAR OLD SAMANTHA PUCKETT BARENAKED FROM ICARLY TV SHOW WHEN IAM STILL BARENAKED THEN I"LL SHOVE MACARONI"N"CHEESE UP HER ASS MIXING IT WITH HER FECES THEN I"LL f-ck HER IN THE ASS SO HARD WITH MY BALLS INSIDE HER RECTUM THAT ALL HER POOH-POOH WILL BUST ALL OVER MY BALLS&c-ck THEN I"LL DIG ALL HER POOP sh-t FECES OUT OF HER RECTUM WITH MY BALLS&c-ck AFTER THAT I"LL RUB MY POOP SMEARED BALLS&c-ck MIXED WITH MACARONI"N"CHEESE ALL IN HER HAIR OVER HER HEAD&ALL OVER HER FACE WHEN I SHOVE MY MACARONI"N"CHEESE POOPED c-ck RIGHT UP HER NOSE TO f-ck HER RIGHT UP HER NOSE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 1:53 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED KNOCK ME DOWN PLACE CHEESE SLICE ON MY c-ck WITH GARGAMELS HEAD SO MY c-ck WILL BE s3xUALIZED SNUBBING THE CHEESE SLICE INTO THE BIG WIDE BALD SCALP OF GARGAMELS BIG FAT ASS f-ckING HEAD SO I"LL EJACULATE&p-ss THROUGH THE CHEESE SLICE ALL OVER GARGAMEL AFTER THAT PLACE A CLOWN LAMP INTO MY c-ck SO I CAN EJACULATE MORE&p-ss MORE ALL OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 1:58 am
STRIP DOWN MY PANTS I WANT A OLD JAPANESE MAN TO CRUNCH A BUTTERED TOAST WITH PEANUT BUTTER ALL OVER MY c-ck USING HIS BALD HEAD AFTER THAT I WANT A YOUNG CHINESE LADY TO LIE DOWN WITH MY BARENAKED LEGS CROSSING AROUND HER HEAD SO SHE CAN CRUNCH A BUTTERED JAM TOAST ALL OVER MY BALLS&c-ck TO USING HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:05 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED SIT ME DOWN CROSS LEGGED MUSH BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ORANGES&PINEAPPLES ON MY c-ck THEN PLACE A CHEESE SANDWICH ON MY c-ck THEN BEND MY HEAD DOWN SO MY NOSE GOES DOWN TO THE TOP OF MY c-ck STANDING UP WITH MY OWN NOSE SNUBBING THE CHEESE SANDWICH BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ORANGES&PINEAPPLES ONTO MY OWN c-ck WHILE A BIG BULL MOOSE PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN WITH HIS BIG WIDE LONG SPIKY ANTLER HORNS TOUCHING THE TOP OF MY ASS WITH A CLOWN FIGURE STANDING AT ON MY FRONT WITH TWO CLOWN COW FIGURES STANDING ON BOTH MY SIDES ALL OF THEM LOOKING DOWN ON ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:11 am
STRIP ME BARENAKED GUSH MILKSOAKED BREAD ON MY ASS&c-ck THEN s3xUALIZE MY ASS&c-ck BY PELTING A FOOTBALL INTO THE MILKSOAKED BREAD ON MY ASS EXTREMELY HARD SEVERAL TIMES WHILE A GORILLA RUBS HIS FACE INTO THE MILKSOAKED BREAD ON MY c-ck KISSING THE MILKSOAKED BREAD OFF MY c-ck AFTER THAT YALL CAN RUB YER FACES INTO THE MILKSOAKED BREAD ON MY ASS WHILE YALL KISS THE MILKSOAKED BREAD OFF MY ASS AFTER THAT GUSH MILKSOAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ON MY c-ck TAKE PICTURE&FILM IT WHEN YALL DONE POST IT ON THIS f-ckING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:16 am
STRIP DOWN MY PANTS DIP MY c-ck IN TIM HORTINS ICED CAPPUCCINO SO I CAN SWIRL A GLAZED DONUT IN THE CAPPUCCINO WITHE MY c-ck IN IT TO SO WHEN MY c-ck IS ALL DRENCHED WITH THE CAPPUCCINO EVAPOURATING ALL OVER IN MY c-ck WITH THE DONUT DISSOLVED INTO MY c-ck I WILL f-ck YOU ALL IN THE NOSE WHILE I BLOW ALL YOUR SNOT OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS ON MY c-ck AFTER THAT I WILL EJACULATE&p-ss THE SNOT BACK UP YOUR NOSTRILS MIXING IT WITH MY URINE INTO YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:19 am
I agree with this. It feels bad when ugly people approach you at the bar. Tells you that you're not as hot as you think you are, and that makes people think you're more attainable.
Posted 2/6/2012 2:20 am
EVERYBODY GUSH FRENCH TOAST ALL OVER MY c-ck THEN s3xUALIZE MY c-ck SMEARING FRENCH TOAST ALL OVER MY c-ck AFTER THAT GET A IPOD TO TAKE PICTURE&FILM MY c-ck DANCING WITH FRENCH TOAST SMEARED ALL OVER MY c-ck&WHEN YALL ARE DONE POST PICTURE&VIDEO OF MY c-ck WAVING WITH FRENCH TOAST SMEARED ALL OVER MY c-ck ON THIS f-ckING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:30 am
I WILL EJACULATE p-ss&sh-t ON YOUR BIG FAT BULGY FACE WHILE MASTURBATING THEN I"LL STAB A WOUND ONTO YOUR BIG FAT BULGY STOMACH BELLY&f-ck YER WOUND GIVING YOU ENIMAS WITH MILK JUICE URINE BLOOD&LOTS OF DIARRHEA POO-POO sh-t FECES THEN I"LL SHOVE NUMBEROUS OBJECTS DOWN YOUR RECTUM&f-ck YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY BALLS INSIDE ACCOMPANYING A CHEESE SLICE MELTED BETWEEN MY BALLS&c-ck GIVING YOU A GOATSE THEN I"LL DRINK IT OUT OF YOUR c-nt WHILE I INSERT MAGGOTS INTO YOUR ANUS THEN I"LL BLOW ALL MY SNOT OUT OF MY NOSTRILS INTO YOUR GOATSE WHILE I HOARK ALOT VOMIT ALOT EJACULATE ALOT p-ss ALOT&sh-t ALOT INTO YOUR GOATSE WHEN IAM DONE I"LL APHIXIATE MYSELF BARENAKED ON YOU FOR EXTRA PLEASURE HAVING A YEAST INFECTION ON YOU WHEN I CASTRATE YOU FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:37 am
STICK PUMPKIN GUTS&CHEESEWHIZ UP MY ASS MIXING IT WITH MY FECES THEN f-ck ME IN THE ASS GIVING ME ENIMAS WITH CHEESEWHIZ PUMPKIN GUTS MIXED WITH DIARRHEA POOH THEN SPREAD CHEESEWHIZ ON MY c-ck SO I CAN s3xUALIZE MY OWN c-ck BY BENDING OVER YELLING AT THE CHEESE WHIZ ON MY c-ck WHILE I VOMIT ALOT OF PUKE MIXED WITH PUMPKIN GUTS ONTO THE CHEESEWHIZ ON MY OWN c-ck AFTER THAT I"LL BLOW ALL MY SNOT OUT OF MY NOSTRILS INTO YOUR c-nt WHILE I HOARK ALOT VOMIT ALOT EJACULATE ALOT p-ss ALOT&sh-t ALOT INTO YOUR GOATSE WHEN IAM DONE I"LL APHIXXIATE MYSELF BARENAKED ON YOU FOR EXTRA PLEASURE HAVING A YEAST INFECTION WHEN I CASTRATE YOU FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 2:44 am
BIG BULL MOOSE CHARGING AT ME WHILE IAM BARENAKED s3xUALIZES ME SO I WILL JUMP UP RIDE ON HIM THEN s3xUALIZE MY BARENAKED ASS INTO HIS BACK WHILE I s3xUALIZE MY BALLS&c-ck INTO HIS BIG FAT HEAD&HIS BIG WIDE LONG SPIKY ANTLER NORNS!!!!!!!!UNICORN HORSE NEIGHING NEE HEE HEE HEE ONTO MY BALLS&c-ck s3xUALIZES ME WITH CHEESEWHIZ ON MY c-ck SO I"LL RIDE ON HIM BRACING MY ASS INTO HIS FUR WHILE I BRACE MY BALLS&c-ck INTO HIS HAIR& HORN THORN!!!!!!!!!!!I f-ck BUFFALOES I f-ck BUFFALOS I f-ck BUFFALOS I f-ck THEM RIGHT UP THEIR ASS I DIG ALL THEIR POOP sh-t FECES OUT THEIR RECTUMS WITH MY c-ck THEN I s3xUALIZE MY c-ck WITH BUFFALO POOP ON IT UP ONTO KELLY BUNDYS NOSE&LIPS FROM MARRIED WITH CHILDREN TV SITCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All it really means is that you're gorgeous enough these guys figure they have to take a shot just in case because it's the chance of a lifetime. You're like the lottery. Nobody realistically thinks he's going to win but why not buy a ticket and see what happens?
Posted 2/6/2012 2:54 am
IAM GOING DOWN TO NEW YORK CITYS GROUND ZERO WHERE THE TWIN TOWERS COLLASPED TO p-ss ALOT&sh-t ALOT INTO THE FOUNDATIONS FILLING THEM UP THEN ALL THOSE 9/11 VICTIM SOLES WILL BE ALL DRENCHED IN ALL MY URINE&POO-POO DIARRHEA THEN IAM GOING TO THE PENTIGON WALL IN WASHINGTON DC TO WALK&p-ss A LINE ALL OVER THE WALL WHERE THE HIJACKED PLANE CRASHED THEN I"LL sh-t MORE&SMEAR ALL MY FECES ALL OVER THE WALL ALONG WITH THE URINE THEN MORE OF THOSE 9/11 VICTIM SOLES WILL BE DRENCHED IN ALL MY URINE&POO-POO FECES AFTER THAT IAM GOING TO THE FIELD IN PENNSYLVANIA WHERE THE LAST HIJACKED PLANE CRASHED TO p-ss THE REST&sh-t THE REST ALL OVER THAT DUG UP SOIL WHERE THE PLANE HIT THEN THE REST OF THOSE 9/11 VICTIM SOLES WILL BE ALL DRENCHED IN ALL MY POOP&p-ss WHEN IAM DONE I"LL APHIXXIATE MYSELF BARENAKED ON OBAMA BARACK GEORGE BUSH OSAMA BIN LADEN&SADDAM HUSSEIN FOR EXTRA PLEASURE HAVING A YEAST INFECTION ON THEM WHEN I CASTRATE ALL OF THEM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 3:00 am
THE MIDDLE FINGER OF GOD GOD BLESSES YALL WITH HIS BIG MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT UP YOUR ASS DIGGING YOUR FECES OUT YOUR RECTUM!!!!!! THE c-ck OF ALLAH ALLAH BLESSES YALL WITH HIS BIG ALMIGHTY c-ck RIGHT UP&DOWN YOUR ASS MUSHING THE FECES OUT YOUR RECTUM WHEN HE f-ckS YALL IN THE ASS 100 TIMES CHANTING HALLUH HAKBUR 100 TIMES AFTER THAT THE POPE WILL f-ck YOU ALL IN THE ASS 100 TIMES WHILE CHANTING HALLELJUHA HALLELJUHA 100 TIMES!!!! WHEN HES MUSHING YOUR FECES IN&OUT YER RECTUM WITH HIS BALLS&c-ck!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2/6/2012 3:03 am
YOU f-ckING IDIOTS I OUGHT TO STICK A TOOTHBRUSH UP YOUR ASSES DIGGING ALL YER FECES OUT OF YOUR RECTUM WITH IT TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEEH WITH YOUR OWN POOH POOH sh-t FECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
