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Well, it's not easy to tell that you're female on a message board.

The point is, Spanky Brian J. Saville is a fat, fat fatty-fat fatass f-ggot who sucked off his buddy in high school, and who would probably do something as creepy as call an old high school friend 31 years later.

Dicentra said:

Quite a feat considering I don't have a d-ck.

InkyChick_ said:

I would be nice if you did.

Dicentra said:

From the sounds of your preoccupation with him, you'ld like to suck his d-ck.

Dicentra said:

InkyChick_ said:

I would be nice if you did.

You are almost always nice. d-ck involved or not.

InkyChick said:

That's not me.

I rarely speak of the c-ck.

You were pretty loud about it last night.

.. said:

You were pretty loud about it last night.

InkyChick_ said:

I was not speaking of it. I was referencing the potential suitor I asked out. BIG difference.

Hymie_Jaggerstein said:

HIRE A HOOKER AND RENT A PORSCHE FOR THE NEXT ONE, DOT. I'LL TAKE UP A COLLECTION IF YOU PROMISE YOU'LL GO.

I know a dork who did just that.
His name is Norbert, I sh-t you not.
Another guy stole the hooker away from himb.


...except Norbert rented a Jag.

Dicentra said:

Quite a feat considering I don't have a d-ck.