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5/19/2012 12:56 am

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example:

apple's operating system and its main suite of products (iPhoto, iMovie, garageband, iWork, etc) = no serial numbers. not a single one requires a serial number.

everything is so simple and headache free. everyone should get a mac if they're burned out with scummy bullsh-t and bad software
5/19/2012 12:42 am

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and not only is everything so rock solid and responsive, the people behind it all are real artists. everything about mac os drips quality. it's pretty rare to find cultured techies and i'm sure almost all of them work for apple.
5/19/2012 12:36 am

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. said:You can run those on a pc too, you dont need a $2000 mac to do it with.



you need one to make them, though. and it's worth it. the interface is light years -- light years! -- ahead of its competitors. if you've used a pc all your life, a new mac is like a breath of fresh air. it's really neat. those minor irritations that make windows computers and the internet a headache are gone. everything is beautifully presented and simple and easy to get to.

5/18/2012 7:47 pm

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. said:Maybe that is because no games worthy of note along with most software can't run on Apple systems.



pc games hare bloated and gay. just like those stupid consoles. there are so many fun games in the app store of every variety. it reminds me of the commodore 64 - amiga era, when you had tens of thousands of bedroom game studios around the world making the most unique stuff.

that's why i like apple the most: the app store. even on my imac, 99% of my downloads are apps.
5/18/2012 7:43 pm

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. said:No but the marketing strategies of Apple can, with their emphasis on elitist hipster f-ggots who care more about how their devices look rather than the actual system specifications.



you don't become one of the most successful private enterprises on earth by relying on hipsters, dude. come off it.
5/18/2012 7:31 pm

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. said:yuo got trolled, son



oh well. bound to happen sooner or later

better put some signs out so it stops here



/!\ NO TROLLING PAST THIS POINT /!\

that should work
5/18/2012 7:30 pm

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. said:No COBOL for OS X.



b-bb-b-but ... what about ogg vorbis?
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5/18/2012 7:29 pm

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. said:How is your revenue from game sales?



doin' okay :thumbup:
5/18/2012 7:29 pm

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FluffyKitten said: :bluebunny:



. said:Sometimes it takes decades to realize your true s3xual orientation. Congrats.



two repressed idiots with d-ck on the brain. no one else would make a mental connection between computer and s3xuality.
5/18/2012 7:22 pm

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apple is truly king. i never, ever thought this day would come. and yet, here i am: apple phone, apple tablet, apple desktop. :wtf:

never, ever, ever would've believed this ten years ago.
5/15/2012 4:11 pm

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. said:Don't recall him ever having short hair. When is that picture from?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Vl4_7yKOc
5/14/2012 4:01 am

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. said:Same diff.

I am telling you you have a gift. Run with it.



Y'know what? I will give it a try. Thanks for believing in me. :flowers:
5/14/2012 3:58 am

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floor_p-sser said:any diploma mill recommendations?

looking for web sites as well as field of study suggestions :lol:



floor_p-sser said:any diploma mill recommendations?

looking for web sites as well as field of study suggestions :lol:



floor_p-sser said:any diploma mill recommendations?

looking for web sites as well as field of study suggestions :lol:



what should i buy a degree in guys?
5/14/2012 3:57 am

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. said:Hell no, I remember when you were posting about working at Cost-Co. It was horrible and funny at the same time.



it was actually a lowe's hardware store. :thumbup:

5/14/2012 3:55 am

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. said:You're a real weirdo, if what you post is true.



i know, right? everyone else does, too! that's what this thread is about. no way they'll make me mayor like this.

gotta get my fishing hook into someone. maybe writing a book is a good way to meet people ... and perhaps gather a small but loyal following to seduce and ultimately brainwash and enslave

:flycasting:
5/14/2012 3:50 am

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thank you guys. i used to think 99% of the people here hated me :frown:
5/14/2012 3:49 am

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any diploma mill recommendations?

looking for web sites as well as field of study suggestions :lol:

5/14/2012 3:45 am

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. said:The are tons of people who have made entire careers out of writing about their lives. Bukowski, R. Crumb, Lynda Barry, David Sedaras, Harvey Pekar...the list goes on.

You should consider it, seriously. You're a funny dude.



i don't really like those people, though. :sad: i hate smut and cynicism and even profanity and s3xuality. i am a pretty religious person.
5/14/2012 3:42 am

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. said:Marry a nurse or a physician's assistant. You will never see her.



no. she has to be at home to raise our plastic children because we'll be living in the public eye. she also has to at least pretend to learn how to cook. we can buy those plastic display foods and just keep them handy, but she's gotta play the june cleaver part from time to time. can't come across all haughty like those morgan freemans in the white house.
5/14/2012 3:39 am

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. said:You hid next to the ice machine in the hotel, right?

That was some brilliant writing, imo. It has stuck with me for a long time (obviously) You should consider writing as a vocation. You might not make a lot of money, but you would have a fan base. A real f-cking book, too, no Kindle.



thank you very much. you really made my day with this.

my own life is way too embarrassing to write about. really boring and stupid and often humiliating. i wouldn't want to read it much less write it. and i don't really know about anything else, so i don't think it's something i'm going to jump into storytelling any time soon. :cheers:
5/14/2012 3:35 am

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bensa said:I have put an AR-15 pistol in the jogger stroller on runs there. sh-t would be f-cking off the hook if some thugs robbed me while I was wandering around with that thing.



i've seen those on cheaperthandirt.com and atlanticfirearms.com and they look pretty cool. what do you think of the ak pistols?
5/14/2012 3:32 am

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. said:You are one of my favorite regged posters.

That thing you wrote a year or so back, about being so lonely you chewed someone's spit out gum just to feel a human connection?

The most brilliant blend of poignant and repugnant I have ever read, and I have read Peter Sotos.

Kudos.



that was based on something i wrote years and years ago on fc and is true. :sad: thank you.
5/14/2012 3:30 am

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remember when the space shuttle blew apart and you goatse'd fox news?

goatse them again if this turns into a george zimmerman thing for you :thumbup:
5/14/2012 3:15 am

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. said:You need to get laid before you get married.



i know. this sucks. now i'm so old i feel that if i told anyone they would just make fun of me or feel really awkward. it's a dark secret that i'm hoping won't be noticed right off the bat by posting shirtless pics
5/14/2012 3:13 am

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