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5/17/2012 3:06 am

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Someone has accused me of posting images "from Reddit" on numerous occasions. I've never once been on the site.

Gotta be the same :insane: guy in every one of the threads. As we all know, pictures on the internet ONLY come from Reddit.

:lol:
5/15/2012 5:01 pm

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. said:There is a florida criminal database that actually gives addresses of parolees, including hot women. At least it was that way about a year ago when I last checked. I prefer the chicks busted for unlawful use of weapon as the only charge. That means their are feisty and interested in self defense, not actually criminals.



It still exists. I've looked up people I know on it.

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/activeoffenders/search.asp
5/15/2012 4:58 pm

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2009:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Rebecca_Smith_2422199/?d=1

Weight: 149 lbsEye Color: BLU
Height: 5'05"

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000129112.jpg

2012:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Rebecca_Smith_7908751/?d=1

Weight: 130 lbsEye Color: BLU
Height: 5'06"

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000175481.jpg

Couple from last year:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Hernando/2011/2011_04_26-141210.jpg

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000156410.jpg
5/14/2012 4:19 pm

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I remember a few years back a college either threatened to or did shut down a frat house because they were shooting one of those "amateur college girls" pr0ns there.
5/14/2012 2:33 pm

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. said: :orly:

so the part where runs out into traffic and almost get hit by a car part of the script too?



I stopped watching about 20 seconds in. Boring.
5/14/2012 2:23 pm

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That looks a helluva lot like some kind of viral video horsesh-t. Way too slick and planned out.
5/11/2012 8:41 pm

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Um, I'm pretty sure Helen Hunt wasn't highschool age in 1969. I thought for a second the one picture might have had Jody Foster in it, but she isn't that old either.
5/11/2012 1:07 am

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mossad said:When I turned 12 all the red went away but my pubes that grew in were like 10% red and my beard was completely red in sections. None remains, all turned white.



I've got some red in the beard too (not that I let it go out more than a few days at best.) I've also got some white hairs on one side of my face, and I was born in the late 70's. Handful of white hairs in my sideburn on the same side, too, but virtually none on the other.

Thankfully baldness skipped past me and my dad, too. One grandfather was bald at 22 or 23, other wasn't. I have an uncle and his son on my dad's side who are both bald.
5/11/2012 1:03 am

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One did one didn't. They were both born ~1915-1920.

The one had to drive because her husband went to WW2. The other one never had to. The one who drove didn't stop until she was like 84. She was always into various clubs and whatnot, the other one didn't do sh-t but go shopping and sit at home.

I have an aunt who didn't get her driver's license until maybe six or seven years ago, and she's not even 70 yet.
5/11/2012 12:59 am

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mossad said:My hair had red in it as a kid, lots of people in my mom's family have red hair. The red hair on my head went away but I kept the red hair on my beard and pubes. By the time I was 32 all the red turned to white. Is this common?



I had reddish-brown hair as a kid, too. You could really see it in the sunlight. It all turned to dark brown, though.
5/9/2012 8:27 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertt3o1x65c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuYzsrYSQx4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ3N1zfxTGQ
5/8/2012 6:12 pm

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Make that ugly piece(s) of sh-t. It's always the same thing...a couple of f-cking losers who look like they had the sh-t beat out of them as kids. Then they decide to become cops so they can take it out on the rest.

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/13/05/51/2906736/29/628x471.jpg
5/8/2012 6:11 pm

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Look at this greasy piece of sh-t.

http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/manuel-ramos-fullerton-police-kelly-thomas-200.jpg
5/8/2012 2:01 pm

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One is a doctor. One is a pharmacist. Not sure what happened to the other two or three. I can only remember three of their names. The third one, despite having a fairly unique name, doesn't seem to exist much on Google.
5/8/2012 1:50 pm

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I know a chick who is a lawyer who says it all the time. 36, 37 years old (not hot at ALL physically, so don't even ask.) I like f-cking with her, she'll say stuff like "Stop being a c-nt," or "You're such a c-nt."

Only woman I've ever known to say it so much.
5/3/2012 3:53 pm

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. said:If you don't speak Spanish you will have a hard time.



That's bullsh-t, unless you're in a sh-thole like Hialeah where literally almost everyone is a first language Spanish speaker. But, you'd have no reason to be there. Miami itself you're fine.

Florida weather sucks, Miami is no different. Miami has a cool vibe in the nicer places. I'd rather be in California for the atmosphere and better weather, though.
4/30/2012 5:01 pm

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I was just asking a guy at work the other day if Mythbusters was still making new episodes or not.

It was an entertaining show from 2003 to 2006 or thereabouts. I can't believe it's still on. I got bored of it myself years ago. Seems like they started repeating similar things far too often.
4/27/2012 4:22 pm

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http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTE5MTQ1MjkzNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTU1ODIyMw@@._V1._SY314_CR4,0,214,314_.jpg
4/27/2012 4:21 pm

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I cook sweet potatoes in the microwave with nothing on them, just some oil rubbed on. Works fine.
4/27/2012 4:20 pm

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. said:http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/11/curried-lentils-and-sweet-potatoes/

My dinner this week :thumbup:



I've got an entire bookmark folder with like 50 things bookmarked on that site. I don't think I've actually cooked one yet, though.
4/25/2012 5:12 pm

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:lol:

What the f-ck.

Why would she spraypaint "do not enter" on the door inside her house.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/04/25/0425-octomom-nadya-suleman-check-hair-chair-2.jpg
4/25/2012 4:34 pm

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. said:How did you get it to run Android?



Cyanogen.
4/25/2012 4:33 pm

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I've also got a $99 Touchpad running Android.

I use it to browse while sitting on the couch, or watch Youtube videos if I'm sitting in the hottub outside or by the pool.

Occasionally I watch a Netflix show while laying in bed. Nothing long, an old sitcom or something.
4/16/2012 3:19 pm

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. said:Cohabiting couples have higher divorce rates.



Only because they get tired of each other quicker than people who wait to move in, then get tired of each other in the same span of time.
4/13/2012 2:37 pm

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Mendozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 

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